The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.
Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)
by TomSelleck42 May 30, 2011
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A play on the current Orioles slogan.
A play on the current Orioles slogan.
Bases loaded for the Chicago White Sox, Orioles lead 7-4. LaTroy Hawkins throws up a meatball to Jim Thome and he jacks it to deep left. Going... going... gone.
God dammit, there's that Orioles magic for you.
God dammit, there's that Orioles magic for you.
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fuck a magic stick, jeezy got a magic wrist, David Copperfield on the stove all types of shit, stack it up like pringles all type of chips
by Brian Jasiak December 25, 2005
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Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
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Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.
The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.
The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)
Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
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Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect
Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect
John: I feel great after that calorie burning power workout, now pass me that Mcdonalds
Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!
John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!
Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!
John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!
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