Peni mafia

The most feared gang from Scotland

Originally branched from pyt

“Peni mafia chased them boys out of there ends”

by PYTyagoon March 22, 2021

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

Lily mafia

a group of people that loves lily so much it’s actually unbearable and they secretly talk in their gc about how much they adore lily instead of murder plans

The lily mafia will soon overtake the world

by yellowcanary July 16, 2022

White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

by durka_durka August 3, 2022

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022