Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 September 7, 2016

Cynthia Light

The sealed, waterproof lighting fixture commonly used in a walk-in shower.

The Cynthia light was on a 20 minute timer.

by golfspirit June 2, 2018

Ghost light

1 a light bulb mounted on a pole app 5 ft high or so. The light is always turned y
On and positioned at the front of the stage when locking up for the night. This ritual is performed in order to keep ghosts away
2 a strong lamp mounted on a telephone pole which has a powerful beam

Usually for security in rural areas.

1 I always put the ghost light at the front of the stage when locking up. Especially since we're currently doing "that 'scottish play
2 my ghost light on y farm burned out
So I'll have to go to "osh"tomorrow and get a new one
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by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

Jack-light

The illumination of the screen on a handheld multimedia device during masturbatory activities.

Damnit Billy!! Turn off that jack-light so I can get some sleep!!

by Superchunk5000 May 18, 2018

fag lights

A term for fog lights being used when there is no fog.

Why are you driving with your fag lights on?

by Lesking72 April 20, 2018

Light wallet

You don’t have your v card

“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”

by B6o9b June 4, 2018

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003