When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Laymug. by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019
Get the Shmerken doff laimug. by larry lepper head January 19, 2009
Get the lay a datemug. A person's mother-in-law
by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021
Get the Lai laimug. Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure
by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025
Get the Lay Downmug. Lay lay is the best person to ever meet, her personality is filled with nothing but the realest. She’s pretty, could listen to her talk for hours and she’s got the best heart. A kind soul at that. If you ever meet a “lay lay” keep her in your life..you just might fall in love with her.
by Crazycoo8902 July 28, 2025
Get the Lay laymug. by reemmeme May 17, 2022
Get the layan laysmug.