Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

by The Rise of Skyschmitter January 2, 2020

flat lay

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.

“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”

by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

Lai-on

A person who tells lies for so for a breathing.

Why are you surprised? Lai Mohammed is a Lai-on.

Whenever the minister speaks, we all have to shout "Lai-on King!"

by ludaGee January 31, 2020

Lai

A man that keeps lying even when held red-handed. Such a man is thoughtlessly skilled at blowing expensive lies.

Mr Mohammed is lies too much; I think he is a Lai.

by Pasoki February 5, 2020

The great lay

the act of taking an extended nap in bed

Ahhhhh—-I t’s finally time to take the great lay!

by Psuedoplankton February 8, 2020

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020