Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.

We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

by i'el abshira January 7, 2008

kitten

Skinny young gay gentlemen with body hair and more passive. Usually around the ages or 18- 25. They have a similar body style to a twink, except for the body hair. Other differences from twinks include potential for intelligence, less bitchy, and less likely to be seen in a club.
They are similar to pups, but more passive. They are more likely to become otters when older instead of wolves or bears.

Every time I go to a club it's just full of dumb twinks, I wish there were more kittens.

by erkman1 March 20, 2013

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

kinetic

That dude you see on online games that talks about pie, radiohead, and likes to use words like ass prick, and gomer.

Kinetic called him a gomer, while eating a pie, and listening to Radiohead.

by Xeno Kinetic October 14, 2003

Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.

Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.

by LUVSIK June 3, 2010

Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010