1. University of Miami Hurricanes' All-American Tight End.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.
Kellen Winslow Jr. has endured alot of exaggerated criticism for the metaphor he made. People didn't understand his frustration of being targeted by referees and loosing two games in a row after never loosing a game in his entire college career (not counting the national championship).
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When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms
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Get the Killing a Boat mug.A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)
1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?
2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.
2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.
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Get the A Kellen mug.Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
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