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Kellen Winslow Jr.

1. University of Miami Hurricanes' All-American Tight End.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.
Kellen Winslow Jr. has endured alot of exaggerated criticism for the metaphor he made. People didn't understand his frustration of being targeted by referees and loosing two games in a row after never loosing a game in his entire college career (not counting the national championship).
by Seye November 22, 2003
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Kellen

A boy who gets jealous isn’t nice to his girlfriend and flirts with every girl he sees.
Oh that kids jealous must be a kellen
by Dylan7372)472$3 December 28, 2019
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Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms
Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!
by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012
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kedlin

the itchy feeling you get around your ballsack and groin.
i have some kedlin. ( as you scratch your nuts ).
by mat11 January 24, 2008
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Killing a Boat

Being asked out, Getting asked out. Or asking someone out.
Sarah: Oh my god guess what happened!

Taylor: did you go Killing a Boat?

Sarah: YES!! With Nathan!!
by the mikester December 31, 2006
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A Kellen

A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)
1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?

2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.
by Sped Dog May 9, 2019
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couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
by 2bilious January 11, 2012
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