Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.

Hun er også en plastik kælling!

by woober1236 January 13, 2026

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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

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Cooper loves kaelynn more

It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is

Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything

by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019

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Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends

Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"

by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

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biology of Kaeli page 16

Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.

by Lunaasaurus May 28, 2023

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