Joey Diaper Face

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.

Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.

by jayskind1 March 2, 2022

Baby Joey

A wedgie that extends from a woman's vagina through her buttcrack. Common among ladies who wear thongs.

A feminine wedgie wherein one side of the panty slides into the buttcrack.

Hold on, Jennifer. I need to take care of Baby Joey.

by TakeCareofYourBabyJoey April 13, 2010

Joey 2 Sites

1) Slang for a cool, awesome, funny, partying guy.

Me: I am soo drunk!
Friend: Hey, you're a Joey 2 Sites!
Me: Fo sho!

by Camaveli December 12, 2008

don't pull a joey

to make ordinary life...gayer then shit
like to honestly make everybody so uncomfortable that they actually wouldn't mind doing a ugly chick to get away from the situation!!!!

Zach- Lets Bedazzle our pants!
John_ Ummm Zach...don't pull a Joey or we won't let you hang in our group
Andy- I second that
John- Andy get out of here...rule number 4 buddy.

by englerbert i humped her dink April 11, 2010

Joey Bag-of-Donuts

When a man sticks a donut on his cock before he fucks-a-bitch....then she eats afterwards.

I gave her the Joey Bag-of-Donuts last night....FUCK YEAH!!!

by Grassman7777 June 25, 2010

joey C minutes

Joey C minutes are minutes that by far exceed the normal minute. a joey c minute could mean 2 minutes 5 minutes or possibally hours

dude i said ten minutes not ten joey c minutes now the blunt is finished

by someguy420 July 26, 2011

the joey sandwhiches sanchez

Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:

an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...

by IROCKTHECOCK January 7, 2008