jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex November 13, 2015

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Roni-Jade

A sweet ol' girl who makes the homeboys fall in love.

She is always there for people and makes everyone smile.

She is beautiful.

by Fralana August 15, 2016

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Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.

I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.

by Hagfish66 February 26, 2019

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just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

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'I Love Poptarts'
'Just Like Jade Dixon'

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A term coined during the 70's describing any marijuana based substance that has been rolled by paper.

Hey brotha, lemme get some pulls from that jade stick you got there.

by Jeymei July 22, 2011

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BEST ROOMATE EVER, she gives me eggs and im her pimp. I LOVE HER

You made 290$ I give you 150$ and i keep 140$. Thank you Sarah-Jade Morin

by BIGGESTASSHOE November 22, 2021

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