jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017

Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jaded

When life has thrown so much bad at you that it becomes hard to trust those you know you can.

Her past relationships left her so jaded that it destroyed her attempts at a new realitionship.

by Mlt0127 July 29, 2022

Jade

Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.

My best friend jade, kissed me.

by Cumshot 343434 November 5, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021