cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

by observant teenager March 5, 2009

smoking cookie

Weed; marijuana

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox

by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019

dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013