Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."

by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007

Man moment

When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.

“That’s why you are a women, I hate women”
“Man moment”

by Coolgurl23 March 17, 2021

Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.

For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.

by LazyBean January 14, 2020

lesbian moment

When a heterosexual female recognizes another heterosexual female as looking especially attractive, often following a change in appearance, and is intended as a compliment.

Erin: How do I look in this dress?
Sarah: Oh my God, you look absolutely amazing! I'm totally having a lesbian moment.

by kk00 May 5, 2006

Bruh Moment

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by 69420god October 22, 2019

fat moment

an embarrassing moment when you realize you are fatter than you thought you were. occurs during unexpected times, such as when you are drying off after a shower.

"Oh god, I had a fat moment today. "

by bobby rahal December 18, 2008

OMG moment

for those times that you read/see/hear something and your jaw drops and you follow by saying Oh my God. then you think about it and realize that is an OMG moment.

nina's husband tells her that their friend cassie cheated one her husband kevin and got pregnant. nina's jaw dropped and she said Oh my God.

that my friend is an OMG moment

by savvy momma May 17, 2009