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Fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008
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One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
by Boodreaux November 22, 2019
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Basket Case

A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."
by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018
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EBT Basket

EBT Basket or the Colorful Basket is a shopping basket belonging to somebody on food stamps (EBT) filled with "goodies" such as fruit snacks, juices, cupcakes , seafood etc. with colorful, bright boxes and packaging.

a mix between "luxury" food items such as expensive seafood or beef and processed goods like cookies and cakes, food with no actual nutritional value all bought with goverment assistance money.
she walked out of walmart with an EBT Basket filled with 5 lobster tails, box of cookies, 2 liter coke bottle and a bag of chips.
by trepound November 12, 2023
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Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.
Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020
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