Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

Beep boy headass

To completely fail at roasting

Person1: you're ugly
Person2: look at your beep boy headass

by Beepboyheadass October 8, 2018

Kylo Ren lookin’ headass

A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)

Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 9, 2018

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name

whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass

by #rogang February 5, 2020

a chronic headache

a group of Sariyas

Look at that pride of lions and a chronic headache of Sariyas

by Cheeky Corners October 31, 2020

the biggest headass

the biggest headass of headasses is someone who is a bald fucking baboon looking noob
Their noobness is so big that it cannot even be described

"Have u seen that dude Jim? he's the biggest headass I have ever seen"

by sophieswag November 7, 2020