The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.
We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.
by 1badparatrooper July 14, 2019
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hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.
I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.
by Vasha97 October 29, 2020
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Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead
“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets
by Members only September 04, 2018
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hard bap

a young kid usually a townie who gets into trouble a lot.
see gutter snipe
by who made u king? June 16, 2003
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Playing-it-hard

When a guy gets a boner during an activity requiring physical contact. The person that they are aroused by can be male or female depending on the guys sexual preference.
Jeff: Hey Daniel! Do you want to play Rugby with me and Jessie?
Daniel: No thanks. I like Jessie and might end up Playing-it-Hard
Jeff: I understand!
by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013
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hard dime

Damn that one there is a hard dime for sure!
by Lost. September 22, 2015
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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl April 10, 2018
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