Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤

PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?

by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018

Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up

Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver

by Ohjeeez December 15, 2018

Hamborita

Hamborita is a guy that is really depressed and wants to be left alone all the time. He doesn't wanna share, he doesn't want to do anything that doesn't benefit him...

Person 1: Dude you wanna hang out at my place tonight and play some random games I haven't played in a while???
Person 2: Dude you wanna fuck off???
Person 1: You're being a hamborita again...

by MrCoopeyMan December 16, 2018

Hamberders

The complete lack of any common sense or basic knowledge in the form of a hamburger

I served great hamberders last night

by ToBadsoSad January 15, 2019

Hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served cold and presented on a silver platter

Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone.

by Aroon K January 17, 2019

Hamberder

The POTUS -Donald Trump tweeted: “Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!”

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today.-Burger King

by Costello MD January 20, 2019

Hambivalent

Not caring whether a burger is made of meat or meatless plant byproducts.

He doesn’t care if it’s plant-based or meat. As long as the burger tastes good, he’s hambivalent.

by Madrigan June 21, 2019