Grammar Mounty

The politest rank of the Grammar police, and the only acceptable one. Gently corrects your grammar by saying the proper terms in their sentence. Opposite of a Grammar Nazi

Short child: "I gots to go to school"
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."

by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025

Such grammar

A sarcastic way of pointing out improper grammar.

N: I has eaten the cookie.
L: Such grammar!

by Tulip Bulb July 24, 2017

Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order

The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are

by General butz February 6, 2018

public glammer

Usually used by a person that do their makeup on the subway, train, bus, plane or in a taxi.
These people usually fucks up their makeup and looks weird in front of everyone else.

"I just saw a public glammer on the bus, her makeup didn't end up that well." " I don't understand public glammers, I can't do it, I just mess up my brows and my wing."

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Fucking Grammar

Grammar to be used while fucking someone.

She used fucking grammar last night! She said "daddy" so many times!

by NotMePlease August 28, 2020

English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)

Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss

by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020

non-grammarfluid

Non-grammarfluid refers to usage according to long-established grammatical norms with the simple aim of intelligible discourse. It is not a political statement. It does not deny the special personhood of special persons but does distinguish 'them' from 'they.'

A: My partner says we employ too many staff.

B: How many are they?
A: They are one. They are my partner.
B: I meant the staff. I'm sorry, I'm non-grammarfluid. My special personhood requires numerical specificity.

by lexicali slim October 15, 2020