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Beer Goggles

What you are looking through after you have put away a case of beer.
After a night of drinking I had trouble keyboarding because I had my Beer Googles on.
by Flagger McCord December 3, 2004
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straight goggles

adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles
Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.
by Malik Soul June 1, 2007
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shiza goggles

The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
by Ace Boogie January 9, 2009
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japanese rain goggles

Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.
As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles
by AXeGod November 28, 2010
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japanese rain goggles

When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.
Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!
by nickeh! November 28, 2010
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Groggles

A group of top class lads who consistently abuse each other for the approval of the other members of the group
Me and the groggles are heading out
by SagBol time July 20, 2019
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