Gaben 

A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at [e-mail]. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.

To stop a Gaben, you must take control and press the Gaben.

Gaben by NC1223 April 14, 2013

Tom Gabel 

lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel

Tom Gabel by donkey jim November 25, 2007

Gaben 

Valve Founder and Owner

Our lord and saviour, gaben
or
I saw gaben at e3 last week

Gaben by PixelDelta February 1, 2017

gaben 

Valve Software's Gabe Newell's Password for Half-Life Fallout. Was found out by one member and exploited into the "fake gold post" where the member posted as Gabe.

Person 1: Describe Valve Software in 1 word.
Person 2: Gaben!

gaben by Lambda.core June 13, 2005

Gabee 

A beautiful, smart, amazing girl with a killer smile and big brown eyes. She is loud, sometimes obnoxious, funny as hell, is really nice, and is just all around amazing. She is the best girl a guy could ever have and any guy lucky enough to have her should keep her around for a very long time.

Dude, I had the most amazing time with Gabee yesterday, I love her so much. She's amazing.

Gabee by OverdoneMold August 23, 2011

st gabes 

basically an obsessed praying catholic school that loses about ten kids every year. if your kid likes to pray at school for ten hours, i recommend it to them. the kids that leave the school usually go to riverside, mentor, or some weird school on the west side. don't be surprised if you see the bathroom doors being kicked and the soap dispensers being taken apart.

honestly i don't know how this school is even still open... read the example below if you want to know what i'm talking about:

first grade: 130 kids
fifth grade 122 kids
six grade: 75 kids
eighth grade: 47 kids
person1: this explains the definition of st gabes and a school closure

st gabes by jackbehumblejackbequick September 25, 2018

Gaberino 

The perfect life partner ; perfection

Frank: You're so funny, intelligent and beautiful.
Jessie: Thank you my love
Frank: You're my Gaberino
Jessie: siempre

Gaberino by Linkink805 September 28, 2018