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Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016
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Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.
I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.
by meer0ki October 4, 2016
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Pissguzzler and fucker

One who is annoying and also gulps piss and also has a piss kink.
Ew look at that pissguzzler and fucker
Ew omg you're right ew
by Supersekc November 16, 2021
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Throat Fucker

When you fucked beyond a scenario that words can’t explain.
When Rick Moranis was inadvertently punched in the face. The guy who punched him was a real Throat Fucker
by DragonFeet June 22, 2021
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Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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los fuckers

"los fuckers" observed in various places... like on a t-shirt in the movie Planet Terror
by hwcdesign August 20, 2012
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