flachy

not talking; being boring

person 1- you're being so awkward

person 2- sorry I'm really tired

person 1- ugh stop being flachy

by foopmylife March 19, 2014

Flapdoodle

A small implement having a broad, flat, flexible blade that is used to mix, spread, or lift material.

A flapdoodle is used to flip a fried egg

by Blacklamby November 27, 2014

flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian June 30, 2014

Flach'd

The undesired reception of intimate bodily contact, typically in the pubic region, ranging from uninvited cunnilingus (Shushing gesture optional), to the fondling of the male genitalia. "Flach'ing" is usually associated, but not limited to, the ingestion of mind altering substances.

Lam: "How was the tent last night?"

Jeremy Fisher: "It was like a horror movie in there, I totally got flach'd!"

by realbillclinton August 11, 2014

Flapagoodos

When you got a bad grade.

Damn, Flapagoodos!!!!! I got a F!

by HiGuysss February 28, 2015

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb March 4, 2016