fakey mc fakerson

when someone says they did something that they really didn't do.

that josh is a real fakey mc fakerson.

by buzzed lightyear March 28, 2009

Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009

Pee pee flake

Psoriasis of the penis.

Man I'm suffering from severe pee pee flakes!

by Halfpint88 September 29, 2019

flanker

1) While performing cunnalingus on a dead women, the act of having your friend or accomplice hit the stomach( prreferably via jumping) causing fermaldahyde to be sloshed on your face

Upon my completion of the flanker, I died as Sir Galahad died, knowing I would never be as pure as I was at that moment

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 September 15, 2004

flakeman

A black guy who gets a buncha white girls

"Yo man, look at J with those flakes on his arms, he's a damn Flakeman!"

by Mike McDonald November 29, 2006

Flakey

Basically someone moving mad. acting a bit weird or strange, out of the ordinary. Flakey

‘You’re moving a bit flakey uno’

by babeycakes15 August 1, 2018

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 5, 2004