Fake richie

A person usually between the ages 18 and 20 who looks rich fools people into thinking their rich, usually wearing polo ralph lauren that their parents bought them. drives a Lincoln navigator that their grandparents got for them. Usually has a minimum wage job, parents pay for gas, insurance, and everything else, so all their money is spent on expensive clothes and jewerly. this creates the illusion as if these people are rich but they arnt really.

Bob: Man i wish i was just like Jimmy, look at how rich he is. He drives a navigator and all he wears is polo ralph lauren. That must have cost a fortune. He obviously gets money.

Matt: No his parents pay for everything like gas and car insurance. He spends all his money from working at mcdonalds on expensive clothes and subs for his car. Hes not rich hes just a fake richie

by PleaseMr August 17, 2011

fake model

a girl who has a random guy take pictures of her in skimpy clothes to show off her body. different than a real model whos body is used to accentuate brand labels.

"that girl in the park getting photographed by that weirdo is such a fake model."

by brandonbounce May 16, 2014

fake fan

someone who reckons they know everything like a weaboo but they don't know jack shii

person: so whos your fave member of my chemical romance
fake fan: the lead seener whats his name again?
person: oh...

by Someemojilol June 7, 2018

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

Philly Fake Out

When you're getting a girl from behind and you pull out and spit on her back to make her think you just shot your load, then when she rolls over, jump up and shoot it on her face.

"You totally fell for my Philly Fake Out!"

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

fake-ass

Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.

Look at that fake-ass player trying to draw that girl in with his fake-ass spinning hub caps.

by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006