farmer

An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.

"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

farmerbob

A sissy whom will not stand up for himself

He got tomato in his eye and did nothing what a farmerbob

by sicone January 10, 2005

Farmer's Speedball

A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.

The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.

by aaron mil August 16, 2007

dick farmer

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.

Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."

by Nightburn March 24, 2008

urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia

Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

farmerhisu

The canon ship between Farmer Kun and Historia in Attack on Titan.

FarmerHisu Is cute!!

Yes farmer is going to be a good father!

by KusUmukk December 11, 2020

Farmer

To farmer something is to fix something in a basic and frugal manner, preferably using a material such as baling twine or wire.

Hey Jim, is your truck working?

Of course, I farmered the wheel back on with some duct tape and barb wire

by Jimmyboyfamer October 21, 2010