Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.
I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!
by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021
by NeonYandere November 15, 2020
Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
by Fish21 January 28, 2016
A concise list of porn topics/genres etc. that you make to jerk off to later, perhaps to challenge yourself or to make yourself feel productive.
The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.
The list can be created using fap roulette cards found online, or just with topics that the creator prefers or wants to fap to.
Fap To Do List:
1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed
1. JAV
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. MILFs
4. Your crushes FaceBook bikini pics
5. The prophet Muhammed
by InstantB March 06, 2016
When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.
by hyjack February 23, 2016
The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009