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Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
by Dogler February 24, 2014
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employable

-Got the needed qualifications and experience to be employed ( efficient in your work)
-Employers scramble to employ you because of your conscience.
To remain employable, individuals must learn new skills regularly.
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The act of asking or telling some one to do something that is not realistically possible due to a current situation.
You are so emproctive for asking me to run to the store knowing my leg is broken.
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employgatory

When a person gets hired by a company as a contractor, and is patiently waiting to be hired as a full-time employee.
BRANDY: "Hey girlfriend, did you get that IT job at Google yet?"
JULIE: "Nope, I'm in employgatory for three more months."
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Empitimif

A word to describe a Northern (US) girls accent.
Jenna spoke with quite the empitimif
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empty ass

It is when you have farted or shat yourself like a million times and could have blood shatting everywhere
I have shat myself too much that I have a very empty ass.
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