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Dylan

Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash
Crap here comes Dylan
by Brookesiom May 15, 2019
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Dylan is a good looking boy, cute, loving person. He will fall in love with a fifth or sixth grader.He loves football but plays basketball . Dylan is brave and always gets girls attracted to him. He is very hot and sexy.
Dylan is tall
by Khalid better May 19, 2019
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Hot and sexy guy that gets all your girls in one bed. He gets the whole house shaking every day and night. His penis is compared to a stretch limo. He can get your girl with one word.
I'm with Dylan.
by SaltThe Wound May 21, 2019
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Someone who wants attention and has the symptoms a sociopath, and tourettes.
He pulled a Dylan when he spilled his choccy milk.
by Finland dinosaur May 23, 2019
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A friend that gaslights people
by polkadotpostits May 24, 2019
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A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019
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No one likes Dylan.
by Father Scott April 10, 2019
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