purple sock docking

A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

by Mavwreck November 14, 2010

ducking

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

by Kengou October 10, 2003

duckie

a rude word for a homosexual male

"I'd rather be a quack than a duckie" -- uttered on the television show Black Adder II.

by pippa s. May 11, 2006

Raw Dicking

To not use prophylactics when performing coitus.

Ember walked in on her man after a hard day's work and found her man "Raw Dicking" a bitch.

by Whiterussian716 December 17, 2008

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Ducking

The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.

John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives

by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017