douchebag

A Bag of Douche. douche is a french word

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!

by The Floop June 20, 2007

douchebag

mike barker.

wow, mike barker is a douchebag.

by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008

douchebag

someone that does what you want to; someone that stil your girlfriend or boyfriend

Don't steal my gf you douchebag.
That douchebag got my desired position.

by Terrorist Killer #25 October 28, 2006

Douchebag Sweep

When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.

The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers

by Sammyg 6000 May 27, 2021

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

douchebagatry

The process of sucking ass.

Nancy was preforming douchebagatry today xD

by Diego Santos March 3, 2009

douchebagantis

a place where all douches go atleast once in a life time

hey douche #1 did you go to douchebagantis today no i couldnt make it haha wow your f*cked

by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009