Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
by gingernyc September 7, 2007
Get the donkey punch mug.decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation
SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*
by sugarhigh February 15, 2005
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when things arn't working out the way you had hoped or planned.
it's also an exclamation used when things aren't working out.
it's also an exclamation used when things aren't working out.
This whole week is Donkey Butter. I can't seem to get anything done.
if you are skating and can't land a trick you might yell out "Donkey Butter!"
if you are skating and can't land a trick you might yell out "Donkey Butter!"
by Quetzaltenango July 30, 2008
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Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!
by Jacob Wallace September 13, 2005
Get the donkey balls mug.Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.
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by I. Wagner November 28, 2006
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