Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.

While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."

by InstantRamen February 9, 2010

land dolphin

Another word for a person with a voicebox.

I'm tired of listening to the fucking land dolphin cough. It sounds like a wolf-whistle.

by MoTussinMoTussin November 1, 2010

Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.

They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...

by leukippos October 5, 2011

Dolphin

Common "Code Word" for weed, or mary jane.

One might say "Hey bud, pass me some of that dolphin"

by billy zyler September 27, 2009

dolphinised

Something that, like doplphins, was once good but has since become over-exposed or commercialised or has sold-out (American spelling: dophinized)

I used to like Jewel, but she's so dolphinised now...

by jubba September 27, 2003

Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.

We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.

by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010