What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
by CB June 27, 2003
Get the Ding Dong mug.Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 21, 2010
Get the Impromptu Ding Dong mug.1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
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"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"
by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008
Get the dong thong mug.When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009
Get the The Long-Dong Grasshopper mug.The art of blasting someones dong off or completely anihilating it, mainly found on Counter Strike when someone crouches and shoots
by Pwning noobs July 23, 2008
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