dan shrimp

artist, entrepreneur, troll and milkshake addict

yo is that dan shrimp oh my god let's go get a picture with him

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

DSO Dan

A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.

That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.

by DSO Dan February 3, 2017

Slutty Dan

A guy who makes the gayest jokes around other men. Very Socially Akward

Dude Matt was such a Slutty Dan Today.

by Dan Vera December 8, 2014

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished

Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time

by BLACKBALLS3D March 3, 2022

Getting Danned

Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.

I'd really hate to see you getting danned.

by Phonies November 11, 2009

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021