Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their
by Captain jon October 09, 2019
by Mega Boss November 04, 2009
The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.
by harry_paratestes May 10, 2021
A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022
Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love
by Angry momma March 24, 2015