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Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.
Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!
by PierzPressure June 17, 2019
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Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.
Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.
by Mega Boss November 3, 2009
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unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
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adhams dad

adhams dad left him when he was 3
by By adhams mother April 6, 2022
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Fins dad

Left him when young
by Fins dad May 18, 2021
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rosalia's dad

Rosalia's dad is gone
by Quagmiremom April 15, 2023
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Dad pic

A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"
by Blessed light January 16, 2022
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