My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.

Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.

by Mega Boss November 3, 2009

unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.

by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018

maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god

dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!

by Nigga lord June 22, 2022

dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019