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crocodile \ cockodile

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.
Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore
by Eryn kelly April 9, 2022
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crockercroaker

A type of guerrilla warfare used in the Civil War Era. Similar to bushwacking.....and according to gabby Johnson....a crockercroakers main desire was to maim, plunder, and sexually assault women,children, and livestock...crockercroakers traveled in packs and had wild cookouts at night fueled by whiskey, skillet beans, and flatulence..these nightly

Gatherings (or plunder parties) are believed to be some of the most perverted in history...often driving off cattle from the days plunder...crockercroakers often had lookouts perched on highest ground or structure (often a bell tower)..and as the flatulence ensued fellow crockercroakers would holler "can you see anything"...these rantings were usually answered with a belching moan made famous by the man most consider the godfather of crocker croaking...one gabby Johnson of Lawrence, Kansas. On the croakers offensive...they often used the dreaded "number 6" on their plunder assault...when asked if they spare the women and children....a croaker would scream " he'll naw we rape the shit outta them" to this meant everything to the croakers cause and way of life...
Hell I was born here, and I was raised here, and by God I'm gonna die here...and ain't no sidewinding hornswogglin bushwacking crockercroaker gonna run me....
by Rude al April 15, 2022
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Crocodile poosay

When your poosay is to dangerous to be seen as a loss at so they then call it a “crocodile poosay”
“Omg that’s the girl with the crocodile poosay
by Hanges_wifey June 11, 2022
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Crockpot full of shit

I told Chris his story was a crockpot full of shit because there was no way he jump of the radio tower downtown on the high rise
by Smokeyjdc555 June 20, 2022
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crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs
"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"
by crockerdile July 1, 2022
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Crocafish

An animal with a crocodile like snout and fish gills, from the Jurassic period. This large fish is a vegetarian. It’s snout shape makes an upwards curl looking like a smile. It has round nodules on its spine to protect it from predators by appearing like boulders on the bottom on the water basin when still.

It’s also a term used in disc golf, when failing miserably.
That shot was a crocafish!🤬
by Christenp31 July 2, 2022
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crocobaur

The crocobaur is an animal invented by Romanians on tiktok😍😍😘😘
He is a sexy animal (true!!!)
The crocobaur is a crocodile with a dragon's head, black and with a small penis /hj

Crocobaur is used in an argument, being funny to the person who says it(ex:1)

The crocobaur is also used when you don't want to say something about yourself (ex: 2)

The crocobaur can be anything)) Some lines with crocobaur below⤵️ (ex:3,4,5)
(It makes sense in Romanian)

You will realize that this is done as a joke, btw, I just want English people to know what kind of crap we have in Romania))

(I didn't invent the word, don't jump on me.")
"Did you know you are a crocobaur? Suck the dick and disappear"

X: Whats your zodiac sign?
🥵: Crocobaur

/
X: What's your name?
🥵:Crocobaur

"suck my crocobaur"

"eat my crocobaur"

"give you a crocobaur"
by crocobauruluzhongli August 2, 2022
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