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Apollo Creed

the act of being intimate with an aesthetically displeasing stranger for one night only. Originates from the movie "Rocky" (1976); world heavyweight champion Apollo Creed offered a random nobody a shot at the title.
A - oh my god, what the fock is that? its got Conor!
B - its some total randomer he pulled. he said at the start of the night he was going to do an apollo creed.
A - she's got a face like a chihuahua shitting a peach stone
B - i know
by theshoebyrne June 4, 2008
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creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
by DeanL July 24, 2006
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creeps

A feeling of discomfort (scared or queasy) greater than the willies or the jitters, but less than being freaked out or even grossed out.
Looking at that homeless guy over there gave me the creeps.
by Bret_In_Mesa January 9, 2008
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The Creep

A dance move popularized by Lonely Island on an episode of SNL. It involves growing a pencil mustache, pulling your pants up like there's a flood, let your hands flop around like a marionette, and popping your knees up and down while shaking your neck. But do not forget to smile. An entire music video was made for this dance move, which was ruined by Nikki Minaj.
Person 1: What's he doing? He looks like such a creeper!

Person 2: Oh him? He's just doing the Creep!
by Puddinfellow February 22, 2011
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creepbook

a word used to describe the dark side of facebook where people can basically stalk someone if they really wanted to.
"I don't want my pictures put on creepbook. Who knows who will see them?!"
by Courtney 101 November 10, 2006
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rose creeper

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
I creeped up on her with the rose and made her pay for it!
by anon June 2, 2004
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creepy-ass

Adjective. Annoyingly unpleasant; sickening; repulsive in such a way as to excite nausea or loathing.
Why, yes...that is indeed a creepy-ass graphic. WTF?
by GKA September 7, 2005
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