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crack santa 

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A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
crack santa by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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crackers • crack head • crack • cracked • crackalackin • cracka • crackerjack • Cracker Barrel • crack-baby • Crackberry

Crack Dick 

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Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!
Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.
Crack Dick by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018
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Crack Poverty

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Always broke because all money is spent on crack
He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack
Crack Poverty by Fact One January 17, 2019
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Crack ' O slag 

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A total slag bitch is a skinny woman who only eats when she's off the crack sesh , sucks off a man from boscombe who sells it so she can feed her habit of the circle of crack.
That total crack ' O slag is a wrongen. Saw her last night on the street corner asking for a finger in her ratley!
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crack-head 

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ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
crack-head by connie ronnie July 8, 2019
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Crack-cut Denim 

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A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.
“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

“Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”
Crack-cut Denim by Buakk November 22, 2019
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