Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Conceptual horror

A genre with the concept of horror, but not really seeming like a horror.

If you think about it, that's conceptual horror.

by Misunaki January 12, 2026

Conceptually adjacent

You don't actually think any of that. I told you to articulate what is happening in a manner that is accurate and what you are doing is feining a conception of reality that is deliberately conceptually adjacent to what is actually the case and then casting aspersions on my articulation of event even though both of us know for a fact that you are doing THAT and that mine is accurate.

Hym Iam "Conceptually adjacent but, no, you don't actually think an of that."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2026

Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."

"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"

by Tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011