computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021

derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.

dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing

by bigmanchad May 18, 2023

computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.

We played games in the school computer.

by ptsn March 2, 2023