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Phil Collins

An alpha level sex maneuver where you are doing a girl from behind and before you finish you perform the drum solo from "Coming in the Air Tonight" on her cheeks, pull out, and come in the air.
Stacy's body is banging, I think I'm gonna Phil Collins her tonight.
by Amedicaldoctor May 31, 2018
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Colonel Sanders

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate July 18, 2008
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Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack

When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!

WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
by ThisIsKatherine June 1, 2007
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Collora

The last name of an ugly group of people that never get any girls.
He's never been on a date, all he does is sit at his computer all day. He must be a Collora.
by Ghethe453ert34 April 30, 2011
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Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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Phil Collins

Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!!
Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him!
Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!!
Matt: Oh no im dead!
by Phil Collins Hater December 1, 2006
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collingswood

a town with a shity school system and an even worse sports program. they are just like haddonfeild without the money and every body hates them they cheat lie and treat good people like shit its fun to kickthere asses
bob "hey dude u look like shit todaY U OKAY?"

MARK "yea fine i just wanted to see what collingswoods is like with out going to the shitty pllace
by itsnoturfaultujustsuck April 2, 2009
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