Choke the chicken

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 21, 2015

chike

a female who acts in the same way a dode would

I know that if I ever need her, Katie's got my back. Katie's my chike.

Katie and Anna like to go fishing with me. They are both chikes.

by damullinstrain April 9, 2010

Fried Chiken

1)Colonel Sanders was a slave owner and if your black never eat KFC again; eat Popeyes, Churches, Rasin Cains but not KFC...Death to KFC

2)Black people love that fried chiken
Who dosent love fried chiken?

Tyreal love fried chiken and will smack you with his termendous black penis if you dont.

by anonymous skinny white boy May 1, 2006

choke the rope

Basically jerkin off!!!!

Man doug always chokes his rope!!!!

by Insane V December 9, 2004

Chokespoon

A large spoon used for choking apes south of the border!!!

Man, chimpy got choked by that chokespoon!

by Squirrelchoker May 1, 2009

choke on a dick musubi

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.

Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!

by sileightymania January 11, 2010

Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".

Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"

by MoeShoes January 20, 2014