Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!

Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.

Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!

by warframe player July 6, 2022

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Christ the Son

He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.

Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."

Christ the son is KING!

by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022

Christ Barsamyan

Strongest guy you’ll ever see, Down to fuck anytime and sexiest body ever

Christ Barsamyan is such a strong and sexy guy, I should go fuck him.

by 818_Pavel August 5, 2022

Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

by Lil pharma July 5, 2022

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022