Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

Chicago Bob

THE PRIMAL ACT OF TAKING A WOMAN FROM BEHIND WHILST HER HEAD IS IN THE TOILET

Girl, I love smelling shit while getting raw dogged! He gave me a real chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago Plague

The deathly illness that impacted 3 quarters of the cast of Chicago: Teen Edition.

“Jarrett is sick, he caught the Chicago Plague”

by tankert December 12, 2022

chicago meatdown

An act of beating someone down with your penis.

I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown

by 1234bobbyyyy June 2, 2016

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

by better luck next time June 29, 2004

Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024