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Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together
You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?
by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021
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Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them
Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!
by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009
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The 3am car

Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever
OMG there is the 3am car agin
by Iszy a peep May 7, 2020
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swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.
“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
Yeah dude, that was crazy”
by Swappingcars May 17, 2023
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Car Voice

When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.
"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.
by Milsie October 26, 2009
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Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021
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Monkey on car

Fuck off
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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