National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

National Lampoon Water Buffalo by JG00 July 8, 2023

chase the buffalo

to smoke cannabis, especially hashish in a spliff, often shortened to "chase" when the entire phrase is understood

1. "Hey man, meet me down at the fortezza; a group of us are gonna chase the buffalo."

2. "Right on. I'll vedere you there in dieci minuti."

chase the buffalo by The Buffalo Guru July 20, 2007

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

Saco River Water Buffalo by Tnays Fayjan January 16, 2009

Water Buffalo 

When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.

"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"

Water Buffalo by THE Water Buffalo April 11, 2012

Purple Buffalo 

A fat black womans bung hole

EXAMPLE:(do you need one?) OK here it is...A fat black woman woman is visiting her proctologist and upon being examined the Doctor proclaims; "Look nurse, her rear end looks just like a purple buffalo!"

Purple Buffalo by Cunning Linguistic February 21, 2009

Water Buffalo 

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

Water Buffalo by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011

Rusty Buffalo 

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

Rusty Buffalo by SlamHog November 15, 2009