birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

Birthdaying

The act of experiencing a birthday that is yours or someone else's

Claire: "so what are you doing right now"

Joshua: "Oh erm...just birthdaying"

by poshjarry July 18, 2018

Birthday

To celebrate one year closer to death...

"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."

by Plant.Killer June 6, 2020

birthday

1 year closer to extinction

happy birthday

by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020

Birthday boy blam

Someone we all secretly simp for, sorry but it’s true

I started to simp for birthday boy blam

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

Crappy Birthday

An insulting way of saying "Happy Birthday" to someone

Guy 1: "It's my birthday today!"
Guy 2: "Well crappy birthday for making me break up with my girlfriend"

by AceOfSpadesProduc100 October 4, 2014