boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.

Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.

by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017