Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

Gear Boner

A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.

Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.

by kdigginator March 26, 2011

boner passions

A male having attraction toward something.

I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.

by andrew June 7, 2003

Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016